Darcie Dogs

Stella and Jeff have a dance they do, and Jeff always sings, "Do-si-do, do-si-do. Turn around, turn around!" Then one day I realized Stella was singing it too, but her version was, "Darcie dog, darcie dog. Turn around, turn around." I think it's hilarious and she totally thinks she is saying the same thing as us.
Another funny story, she was at my mom's house and she wanted to put the portable phone on the charger. My mom told her no, they were going to leave it in the counter. Stella was mad and demanded that it be put on the charger. My mom said, "I'm the adult and you are the child and we're going to do what I say." To that Stella said, "No, I am not a child, I'm Stella Rose Westenhofer!"

Ahhh Zips

Tonight I was rockng Stella before bed, and she looked up at the side of my face at a big red zit. She said, "What's on your face, Mommy?" So, I told her it's a zit. She said, "You want me to get your zip off mommy? I will get you a wipe and wipe your zip off." It was so funny and sweet. I love her so much, and I cannot believe she will be 2 years old in two weeks. That is crazy.

Funny Sh*t My Daughter Says

Ok so this will probably be the first post of many! Just going to jot down the funny stuff Stella has been saying lately.
Last night she was watching a Hello Kitty video on her Dad's phone. Out of no where she says, " I want to go to Target."
In church this past Sunday, she was very very good I need to note, she said, "Mommy I'm pooping." directly followed by, "I'm freaking out!" Which is one of her new phrases.
She enjoys saying Whatever.
In the car last night on the way home, I let her have her crayons and book. She had tried eating the crayons the last time I gave them to her. So, I told her she could absolutely not eat them, or I would take them away. She started using her fingernail to pick off chunks and eat them. I told her to stop and she would just grin. So, I stopped at a red light and turned around and yelled at her to give me the crayons. She gave me two of them and started crying. Then in between sobs she said, "I'm going to tell Daddy what you did!"

Holy moly

I am fairly certain I have the funniest kid ever! I was rocking her and she says, "aww, mommy, I love you! You're a good mommy. Give me a nose kissy." So I do, then she says, "Give me a hand shake." I died laughing, I don't know where she came up with that! She is super sweet though. She is always saying I love you or giving hugs or kisses.

Butt Paste

This morning when I was getting ready Stella came in the bathroom and picked up a bottle of hair gel. She said, "Here you go Mommy." She handed it to me, and I said thank you. Then she said, "Do you need some paste on your bottom?" Oh my gosh it was hilarious! The hair gel bottle does look similar to the butt paste bottle.
Yesterday she was on the couch looking at Jeff's Canoeing & Kayak book. I said, "Is that Daddy's book?" She said, "No, it's mine." Haha, then she was playing with her Dora looking at the book. She said, "Dora want to go on the river?" It doesn't have but a few pictures, mostly map like drawings of rivers. I was kind of surprised she put that together!